The Nearest Exit May Be Behind You

COVER PAGE......Page 1
TITLE PAGE......Page 5
COPYRIGHT PAGE......Page 6
DEDICATION......Page 7
CONTENTS......Page 8
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS......Page 10
THE NEAREST EXIT MAY BE BEHIND YOU......Page 11
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY......Page 14
WRAP/T......Page 16
TODAY, I AM A MAN �⠀䄀一䐀 伀吀䠀䔀刀 倀䔀刀伀刀䄀吀䤀伀一匀 伀䘀 吀䠀䔀 吀刀䄀一一夀 䨀䔀圀䈀伀夀)......Page 19
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE......Page 24
IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE, I......Page 26
DUTIFUL GRANDCHILD......Page 27
WHEN WILL YOU BE HAVING THE SURGERY?......Page 30
WHAT’S IN A NAME?......Page 32
NEW YEAR......Page 36
THE VELVETEEN TRANNY......Page 38
IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE, II......Page 45
THE FIELD GUIDE TO TRANSMASCULINE CREATURES......Page 46
I’M JUST SAYING......Page 49
PASSING THE WORD......Page 53
NOT GETTING KILLED, WITH KINDNESS......Page 57
GETTING MYSELF HOME......Page 61
THE RULE OF TWO......Page 64
LIKE LOVE......Page 67
IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE, III......Page 70
SEAHORSE PAPA......Page 71
WRITING THE LANDSCAPE......Page 74
JUST A PHASE......Page 77
BOWING TO THE BEAMS......Page 80
GAY MEN, QUEER MEN, AND ME......Page 82
IT’S ALWAYS EASIER IF YOU CAN BE SOMETHING THEY RECOGNIZE......Page 85
SHAME......Page 89
IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE, IV......Page 93
SING IF YOU’RE GLAD TO BE TRANS......Page 94