The Impossible Road Trip: An Unforgettable Journey to Past and Present Roadside Attractions in All 50 States

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INTRODUCTION
1 NORTHEAST
	ORGONE–ENERGY ACCUMULATOR
	SANTA CITIES
	HANG YOUR HAT, OR ELSE!
	99 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL
	SHRIVELED SIREN OF THE SEA
	MIGHTY TERMITE
	VIKING LIGHTHOUSE?
	PLAGUE TOWERS
	DUCK SOUP
	A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE . . .
	THE JERSEY SHORE
	INTO THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
	MAN OF STEEL
	FLYING SAUCER SKI SHACK
	HANGOVER HELPER
	ABSTRACT EMBRACE
	BIG SHOES TO FILL
2 SOUTHEAST
	ALMOST HEAVEN?
	7TH WONDER OF THE WORLD
	SHE SELLS SEA-SHELL GAS
	BUREAU OF INFORMATION
	THE PEACHOID
	PEDRO LAND
	PRESIDENTIAL PEANUT
	RED ROOSTER, RED ROOSTER
	BETTER LIVING THROUGH FOAM
	SILVER CITADEL
	SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES
	BARENAKED DEITIES
	SELLING YOUR SOUL FOR THE BLUES
	THE JAWS OF DEATH
	ROMAN ARM
	LA PHARMACIE FRANÇAISE
	BEWARE OF FALLING BIRDS
	ALL HAIL ATHENA!
	FLYING FROM PARIS TO POWELL
	BAT BOY
	DRIVE-IN DRUGS
3 MIDWEST
	WORLD’S LARGEST PICNIC BASKET
	THE SNAKE THAT SWALLOWED THE MOON
	HE’S A LUMBERJACK AND HE’S OK
	TITANIC TIRE
	ELEPHANTS ON PARADE
	METROPOLIS OF THE CORNFIELDS
	BIG BAD JOHN
	CAR KEBAB!
	VIKINGS IN ILLINOIS?
	I SCREAM
	SHINY STEEL RAINBOW
	PET ROCKS
	WHERE NO MAN WAS BORN BEFORE
	ROLL OVER, FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT!
	LEVIATHAN OF THE LAKES
	STEAMPUNK SPACESHIP
	SOMETHING’S FISHY
	IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN
	IF YOU BUILD IT WILL THEY COME?
	BIG BOVINE TOUR OF NORTH DAKOTA
	WORLD’S BIGGEST BIRDFEEDER
	JURASSIC JUNGLE GYMS
	THE COUNCIL OF THE DRUIDS AT CARHENGE
	FROM SOD HOUSE DWELLER TO PLASTIC TYCOON
	TWINE BALL BATTLE!
	WHAT’S BURIED IN YOUR BACKYARD?
4 SOUTHWEST
	MIDAS’S FAUSTIAN BARGAIN
	BOTTICELLI OF THE BATHROOM
	SHAKE YOUR TAILFINS
	SACRED SOIL
	GETTING INSIDE A COW’S HEAD
	WILD FOR WIGWAMS
	BUILD IT UP WITH BRICKS AND MORTAR
	PROJECT BLUE BOOK
	APOCALYPSE ARCHITECTURE
	TROGLODYTE DWELLINGS
	HOT DOG HEAVEN
	COLORADO CAMELOT
5 WEST
	ATTACK RABBITS
	DHARMA BUDDHAS
	COLDEST SPOT IN THE COUNTRY
	SURPRISES FROM ABOVE!
	GAS GAG
	ALL HAT AND NO COWBOY
	EMBRACING OUR INNER NEANDERTHAL
	BIG BROWN JUG
	“FAT BOY” BURGERS
	TINSELTOWN THEATER TOUR
	HEAVENLY HALO OF DOUGH
	NO, THANKS . . . I’M FULL
	BEST DOG EVER
	COOKED COOK
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Image Credits
Index
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