The Baltimore Book of the Dead

The alpha --
The perfect couple --
The fourth --
The cat with nine lives --
The man who could take off his thumb --
The classmate --
Two first cousins --
Their mother --
The social worker --
The mensch --
The thin white duke --
The camp director --
The history professor --
The golden boy --
The warrior poetess --
The Jewish Floridian --
The brother-in-law --
Who dat --
The artist --
The young Hercules --
The Velveteen Rabbit --
The werewolf --
The queen of the scene --
The volunteer --
The all-American --
The paid professional codependent --
The southern writer --
The belle of the ball --
The rancher --
The father of the bride --
Portrait of a lady --
The statistic --
Two slips of the knife --
The old rake --
The mother of four --
The man of honor --
The angel --
The Montessori teacher --
The ambassador\'s wife --
The playwright --
The belligerent stream --
The southern gentleman --
The squash player --
Her son --
His brother --
The grandmother-general --
The role model --
The talent --
The French horn player --
The big man --
The assistant superintendent --
The very tiny baby --
His dog --
The pirate --
The happy man --
The babydaddy --
The innocents --
The leader of the pack --
El Suegro --
The living.