Send Noods: 50 Amazing Noodle Recipes That You Want Right Now

CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Get the Noods You Really Want

1
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF BASICS
the best broths, sauces, and standbys you have ever had
Check You Out Chicken Broth
Brooding Beef Broth
Steamy Stare Veggie Broth
Dashing Dashi Broth
Red Flag Red Sauce
Hot Bro Alfredo Sauce
Looking Fresh Pesto
Heaven-Sent Handmade Spaghetti
How You Doin’ Homemade Italian Sausage
Get Some Garlic Breadcrumbs

2
HEART WARMERS
COMFORT FOODS THAT WILL MELT YOUR HEART
Mack on This Mac ‘n’ Cheese
Catch Feels Cacio e Pepe
Cuffing Season Tortellini Alfredo
Friendzone Fideuà
Be My Valentine Vermicelli
Nice Guy Shrimp Pad Thai
Won’t Clam Up Spaghetti & Clams
Beefcake Beef Stroganoff
Lights Out Lobster Tagliatelle
Lookin’ Fine Lo Mein

3
THE BIG SPOON
SOUPS YOU WILL WANT TO SPOON LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SPOONED BEFORE
U Up? Udon
Sex Is Cool, but Have You Tried My Pho?
Swipe Right Ramen
Come Here Often? Chicken Noodle Soup
Cuddle Up Curry Noodles
Spoon Me Sausage Soup
Never Left on Read Veggie Brodo
Fresh Catch for the Apps Fish Stew
Too Good to Ghost Green Curry Soup
Wife Me Vegan Minestrone

4
TOO FIT TO QUIT
OGLE THESE HEALTH NUTS WITHOUT STEPPING FOOT IN A GYM
Nice Flex Steak & Pesto Zoodles
Message in a Bottle Scallops
Eggplant Emoji Soba Noodles
Just My Type Shrimp & Zoodles
Perfect Ten Primavera
Sext Me Maybe Squash “Lasagna”
Keep It Casual Carbonara
Mirror Selfie Lettuce Wraps
Now & Forever Turkey Meatballs
Vibe Check Vietnamese Salad

5
THE HOTTIES
NOODS THAT ARE FIRE EMOJI, FIRE EMOJI, FIRE EMOJI
F*&#boy Fettuccini
Charm Me Chili Garlic Noodles
Smokeshow Short Rib Pasta
Good in Bed Egg Drop Noodle Soup
Slide into My DMs Strozzapreti
Dreamboat Arrabiata
Sweetheart Sausage & Spaghetti
Hot Girl Summer Pesto Pasta
Hit It & Quit It Pan-Fried Noodles
Love at First Swipe Pistachio Rigatoni
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