Mr. Right, Right Now!: How a Smart Woman Can Land Her Dream Man in 6 Weeks

Cover......Page 1
Contents......Page 8
Introduction......Page 10
Part One THE MAN CATCHING THEORY IN ACTION......Page 12
Reason #1 Honey, You Were to Drive Men Mad......Page 14
And What Are These Natural Attractors That Drive the Poor Buggers Insane?......Page 15
And Whence Did Your Animated Fanny Spring?......Page 16
The History of Your Sex Appeal From the Beginning of the World to the Present Moment......Page 17
Reason #2 Men Decide Pretty Much Everything About You in the First 30 Seconds......Page 20
Reason #3 When You Meet a Man, and You Like Each Other, You Will Synchronize......Page 21
The Snow White Effect......Page 24
If You Get out of Your Own Way, Landing a Man in the Next 6 Weeks Will Be......Page 30
Part Two THE 6-WEEK PLAN......Page 32
Week One: Lashing Your Brain into Man Catching Condition......Page 34
The Offensive Style......Page 36
The Defensive Style......Page 37
The Man Catching Style......Page 39
How to Like a Man Catcher......Page 40
Let Us Now Pause and Throw a Kiss to the Man......Page 42
Man Catching Law #2 (Stay with me on this, Doll) If You Don’t Want a Man,Then That Means That Man Can’t Have You, And If That Man Can’t Have You,He Will Sweat Beads of Testosterone the Size of Ping-Pong Balls to Get You.......Page 43
Man Frenzy Detox......Page 45
He Must Like the Way You Look.......Page 48
Man Catching Law # 3 No Need to Put Yourself Through an Atom-Smashing Beauty Regimen . . . Because to Be Detached Is to Be Unattainable,and to Be Unattainable Makes You “The Ideal.”......Page 49
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Day One......Page 57
Day Two......Page 58
Day Three......Page 63
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Day Five......Page 67
Day Six......Page 68
Man Catching Law #4 Delight in Your Own Attractions, and You Will Attract.......Page 70
Week Three: What to Do When the Freaking-Out Thing Kicks In......Page 74
The Internet......Page 88
#1. Put Up a Peachy Picture......Page 91
#3. Don’t Write a Profile Tell a Story......Page 92
#4. Spin & Spell......Page 93
#5. If Catherine the Great Could Seduce Voltaire with Her Letters, You Can Drop Men at Your Feet with an E-Mail......Page 94
#7. But If You’re SERIOUSLY Enamored, Do NOT Have Sex Until
You’ve Flogged His Trembling
Carcass into a State of Frenzy Bordering on Insanity......Page 96
#9. Internet Dating Is Now Oh-SoCool It’s Hip to Be Seen Doing It......Page 97
Suggestions for the Delectation of This Splendid Category......Page 98
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The Street......Page 110
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The One-Mile Limit......Page 136
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Week Five: You See Him ...and You Absolutely Lose Your Brain......Page 140
Man Catching Law #5 Get Out of Your Own Way......Page 142
I. The Shirt Salutation......Page 150
II. Drop Him a Curtsy......Page 151
IV. The Hair Hi......Page 152
Man Catching Law #6 Torture Your Victim......Page 156
Man Catching Law #8 The Essence of Romantic Love (and Sex) Is Uncertainty.......Page 157
Man Catching Law #9 Never Decide He’s “The One.”......Page 160
Man Catching Law #10 Turn the First Encounter into an Event.......Page 163
Man Catching Law #11 Handing a Man Your Number Is Dumb.Why Don’t You Just Go Down on Your Knees on the Sidewalk and Beg the Bugger to Call You?......Page 166
Man Catching Law #12 Do Not Care If He Calls.......Page 168
How to Ask a Man Out......Page 169
Week Five 3/4: Intimidating the Poor Bastards? Good!......Page 174
The Truth......Page 176
Week Six: How to Mop Up the Floor with Men......Page 180
(B) If You Have Clicked......Page 181
Man Catching Law #15 A Man Catcher Is Free to Romp in the Begonias Whenever She Pleases.......Page 182
But Beware the Chastity Belt– Bible Belt Bull Hockey......Page 183
The Man Catching Caveat......Page 184
Farewell, Lovely Reader......Page 190
Oop!......Page 192
The 79 Best Ways to LOSE the Male Beast......Page 194
Man Catching Law #16 If You Like a Lad, and He Likes You, Just Keep On Doing . . .What You Do.......Page 202
Thanks!......Page 204
E-Book Extra E. Jean’s Absolutely Favorite 11 Questions (And Answers!)......Page 207
Acknowledgments......Page 234
About the Author......Page 236
By E. Jean Carroll......Page 237
Credits......Page 238
Copyright......Page 239
About the Publisher......Page 240