Maybe Swearing Will Help: Relax and Curse Your Ass Off in Cross-Stitch

Cover\nTitle Page\nContents\nIntroduction\nThe Basics\nThe Patterns\nBollocks\nStitch Your Own: Lowercase Alphabet\nNo Shit\nI Wish I Was a Unicorn So I Could Stab Stupid People with My Head\nWash Your Damn Hands\nBecause Fuck You That’s Why.\nNamaste Bitches\nThe High Road Sucks as I Am Petty and Vindictive by Nature\nShut Up\nI’ll Be Damned.\nWhat the Actual Fuck\nYou are Dry Humping My Last Nerve\nPlease Grant Me the Serenity to Resist Cutting a Bitch Today\nFucking Yikes\nHoly Shit I Love You!\nStitch Your Own: Uppercase Alphabet\nPew Pew Madafakas!\nOh HELL No\nWelcome to the Shitshow\nBehold! The Field in Which I Grow My Fucks / Lay Thine Eyes Upon it and See That It Is Barren\nI am a Delicate Fucking Flower\nBitch, Please.\nFuck It\nSuck a Dick, Dumbshits!\nThe Short Answer is No / The Long Answer is Fuck No\nWell, Shit.\nMeet the Artists\nCopyright