It's Not Okay: Turning Heartbreak into Happily Never After

Dedication\nDay 1: My Life Is Officially Over\nDay 2: It All Started with Free Drinks\nDay 2: Off I Go!\nDay 4: The Announcement\nDay 5: Self-Help Ain’t Helping\nDay 6: Tears and Sesame Chicken\nDay 8: The Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing\nDay 10: Alone Forever\nDay 13: The Fantasy Suite\nDay 15: Holy Hairy Legs\nDay 16: Daddy Knows Best\nDay 19: Namaste My Ass in Bed\nDay 20: Will You Marry Me?\nDay 23: Restraining Order\nDay 24: Mr. Regret\nDay 26: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!\nDay 28: Moving Out\nDay 29: Burn, Baby, Burn!\nDay 31: The Moment I Knew\nDay 32: The Master Asshole List\nDay 34: The Dreaded Text\nDay 35: Revenge\nDay 36: Mayday\nDay 38: Cupid Is Stupid\nDay 42: The Interview\nDay 44: If I Show Up Dead, Tell the Cops He Did It\nDay 45: Running Away\nDay 48: Chi-Town and the Ex\nDay 50: The Empty Proposal\nDay 53: Start Spreading the News\nDay 55: The Relapse\nDay 57: You Can’t Change History\nDay 59: The End\nDay 60: The Beginning\nAcknowledgments\nAbout Andi Dorfman\nCopyright