I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood Jessi Klein

Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
The Hero’s Journey
The Butterfly
On the Starbucks Bathroom Floor
Mom Clothes
The Car Seat
An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent
Underwear Sandwich
My Future Lesbian Wife
Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City
Somewhere over the Rainbow
Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die
Talismans
Bread and Cheese
Change of Hands
Hair
Teddy Ruxpin
Bad News
In Defense of Drinking
Eulogy for My Feet
Demon Halloween
Little Books
The Return
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Jessi Klein
Copyright
About the Publisher
Copyright
Title Page
Dedication
Contents
Chapter 1: ‘I’m thinking’ – Oh, but are you?
Chapter 2: Renegade perception
Chapter 3: The Pushbacker sting
Chapter 4: ‘Covid’: The calculated catastrophe
Chapter 5: There is no ‘virus’
Chapter 6: Sequence of deceit
Chapter 7: War on your mind
Chapter 8: ‘Reframing’ insanity
Chapter 9: We must have it? So what is it?
Chapter 10: Human 2.0
Chapter 11: Who controls the Cult?
Chapter 12: Escaping Wetiko
Postscript
Appendix: Cowan-Kaufman-Morell Statement on Virus Isolation
Bibliography
Index