X-Treme Latin: All the Latin You Need to Know for Surviving the 21st Century

X-TREME Latin (2004)\r......Page 1
ISBN: 0786553707......Page 5
--> Contents - Index Capitum......Page 6
Author’s Note......Page 10
Preface - Praefatio......Page 12
Medical Latin......Page 16
Botanical Latin......Page 17
Consonants......Page 18
I - Lingua Latina Tironibus - Beginning Latin......Page 20
Narratiuncula — A Little Story......Page 22
I . Math—Scientia Mathematica......Page 24
III. Extra Credit—Quaestio Addita Praemii Gratia......Page 25
Romulus and Remus Jokes — Romuli Remique Iocularia......Page 27
The Legion of Superheroes — Legio Heroum Maximorum......Page 30
T-shirt Slogans — Tituli Tunicales......Page 31
Bumper Stickers — Tituli Currules......Page 33
Reality TV — Spectacula Televisoria Veri Similia......Page 35
Hardball Talk Shows — Disceptationes Tumultuosae......Page 37
Stock car racing—Certamen Curruum Generalium......Page 38
Snowboarding—Super Nivem Labi......Page 39
The Olympics—Olympia......Page 40
Trash Talk in the Colosseum — Contumelia in Amphitheatro Flavio......Page 41
Spring Break — Feriae Vernales......Page 44
Country Music Favorites — Musica Rustica Favorabilissima......Page 45
Chilling Out — Sermo Otiosorum......Page 47
Graffiti — Inscriptiones Latrinales......Page 48
Road Rage — Ira in Via......Page 50
Air Rage — Ira in Aëre......Page 54
Warning Labels — Schedae Monitoriae......Page 56
II - Lingua Latina Media - Intermediate Latin......Page 58
Caesar’s Power Point Presentation — Caesar Tibi Proposita Maximi Momenti Praefert......Page 60
Top 10 Reasons to Live in the Time of the Caesars - Decem Optimae Rationum cur in Aevo Caesarum Vivere Iucundius esset......Page 62
That Old-Time Religion — Illa Religio Prisca......Page 64
Mob Banter — Cavillatio Sodalium......Page 68
New Age Discourse — Sermo Neomysticus......Page 69
Hollywood Latin — Sermo Latinus Acuifoliis......Page 70
Sushi Bar Chitchat — Sermo in Taberna Iaponica Pulpamentorum Incoctorum Marinorum......Page 71
Computer Language — Sermo Latinus Computatorius......Page 73
Car Talk — Disceptatio de Curribus......Page 74
B.S. — Bubulum Stercus......Page 76
Small Talk during a Colonoscopy — Collocutio inter Colonoscopiam......Page 79
Medical Confab — Confabulatio cum Medico......Page 80
Homeland Security — Salus Patriae......Page 82
Useful Phrases for Barbarian Evildoers — Locutiones Utiles Malefactoribus Barbaris......Page 83
Game Boy Chatter — Hortamina Puerorum Ludentium Enchiridiis Lusoriis......Page 86
Modern Vatican Latin — Sermo Latinus Hodiernus in Vaticano......Page 88
Learned Latin for Lovers — Sermo Latinus Doctus Amatoribus......Page 90
Classical Kiss-offs — Valedictiones Antiquae......Page 93
III - Sermo Latinus Eruditus - Advanced Latin......Page 94
Useful Syntax — Syntaxis Utilis......Page 96
You Know You May Bea Roman If . . . Scias te Fortasse Romanum Esse si . . .......Page 99
Restaurant ’Tude — Bilis in Popina......Page 102
Winespeak — Dicta Arbitri Vini......Page 104
The Bestseller List — Tabula Librorum Vendibilissimorum......Page 106
Latin for Trekkies — Sermo Latinus Sectatoribus Peregrinationis Astralis......Page 108
Attack Ads — Praeconium Procax Candidatorum......Page 110
Business Latin — Sermo Latinus Negotialis......Page 113
Furat Emptor — Let the Buyer Go Mad......Page 115
Jury Duty — Officium Iudiciale......Page 117
Stealth Latin — Sermo Latinus Clandestinus......Page 121
Stealth Latin for Golfers — Sermo Latinus Clandestinus in Lusu Caledonio......Page 124
Bad Latin, the Dirty Dozen — Sermo Latinus Impudicus: Duodecim Obscena......Page 126