What I Think Happened: An Underresearched History of the Western World

Foreword / Charles Demers --
Introduction: What is this book and why is it a book? --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 1: The Bronze Age to the formation of the English state --
America's dumpiest Presidents --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 2: The early Middle Ages to the actual formation of England --
The profoundly silly details of the Boston Tea Party --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 3: The late Middle Ages to what is even more accurately the formation of England, sort of --
My personal obsession with Napoleon --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 4: Henry VIII's penis (and interlude) --
Some of history's creepiest artists --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 5: The Reformation again almost and then not. The utterly insane execution of Lady Jane Grey --
This part just about the history of cheese --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 6: Elizabethan England and the actual Reformation, for sure this time --
I let my friend help: Part 1: The Spanish Inquisition --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 7: Some more stuff and then the English Civil war and then the Restoration --
Knowing your wars, knowing your "dieds": your guide to discussing military history with different people's fathers --
I let my friend help: Part 2: Some trivia --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 8: Holy shit, it's Britain finally --
Some alternative metaphors for "Nazis" --
The Founding Fathers: a brief, totally imagineed oral history --
Quiz: Whose female-driven personal essay am I? --
I let my friend help Part 3: Hypothetical history --
Sort of understanding the history of the British monarchy: a partial, undeerresearched timeline in several parts: Part 9: The Victorian era, some bulshit, and good night --
What we do for love (of the Civil War, specifically).