The Sh*tfaced Games: A Shot at Glory and Gold for the Wasted Warrior

Contents......Page 6
Mucho Importante Introduction to Alcohol Awesomeness......Page 12
BRONZE-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 17
1. The Misty Hyman Butterfly Swim......Page 19
2. The Get-Hammered Throw......Page 23
3. Drinking Bingo - Synchronized Swimmers vs. Basketball Players......Page 25
4. Beer Relay Race......Page 29
5. Eye-Candy Events......Page 31
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Shitfaced Nations of the World......Page 33
6. Beer-Run Sprint......Page 35
7. The Jerk and Clean......Page 37
8. Shots Fired!......Page 39
9. It's a Horse Race!......Page 40
10. Giant Sloshed Slalom......Page 41
11. Beer Bobsleigh......Page 44
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: The Faceplant......Page 45
12. Track and Field-Hurdles of Beer......Page 47
13. Basketball Dunk......Page 49
14. Snatch......Page 51
15. Laughter Is the Best Medicine, and by Medicine, I Mean Beer......Page 53
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Sex on the Beach Volleyball......Page 55
16. Beer Fencing......Page 57
17. Beerathlon Brew-ski......Page 59
SILVER-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 61
18. Who's on the Juice?......Page 63
19. The Host with the Most (Alcohol)......Page 65
20. I Put a Spell on You!......Page 67
21. Ice-Rink Drink......Page 69
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: 100-Meter Dash for the Border......Page 71
22. Make a Pass with Footsieball!......Page 73
23. Enunciate, Inebriate, Expectorate......Page 76
24. Make a Note of It!......Page 79
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Miracle on Ice......Page 81
25. Act Out, Spazz Out......Page 83
26. Slap (Happy) Shots......Page 85
27. Alcohol Archery......Page 87
28. Volleybeer......Page 89
29. Pool Relay......Page 90
30. The Backstroke......Page 91
31. Ping-Pong Beer Bong......Page 93
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Jessie Owens Beats the Nazis......Page 95
32. Wrestle for Beers......Page 97
33. Shot Put Eggs Until You Vomelet!......Page 99
34. Dice Hockey......Page 101
GOLD-MEDAL DRINKING GAMES......Page 103
35. Tongues on Ice......Page 105
36. Kissing the Medal......Page 107
37. Sports Motion Sickness......Page 109
38. I Figure You're Skating on Thin Ice!......Page 111
39. Marathon Drinking......Page 113
40. Dice Volleyball - Bump, Set, Spike the Punch!......Page 115
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: A Shameful Johnson......Page 117
42. Shots on Goal!......Page 119
42. Skeet Shot......Page 121
43. Snowboarding Tricks for Treats......Page 123
44. The Drinking Triathlon......Page 126
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: The Insane Usain......Page 127
45. Basketball Fowl Shots......Page 129
46. Dope Supplier......Page 131
Sh*tfaced Cocktail: Swimming in Medals......Page 135
47. Boxing Punch......Page 137
48. Ski-Jump Crash and Burn......Page 141
Sh*tFaced Cocktail: Spain is Faking It......Page 143
49. Don't Be a Loser - Guess the Winner!......Page 145
50. Shot Put. . . Down Your Throat......Page 147
Drinking Quiz: What Kind of Drunk Are You?......Page 151
Summer Olympic Games Host Cities......Page 157
Winter Olympic Games Host Cities......Page 158
Acknowledgments......Page 159
The End......Page 161