The Sage and the Housewife

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CONTENTS......Page 5
Mid-March, l980: My first interview with U.G.......Page 6
Trying my hand at the culinary art:......Page 7
After the picnic he was looking dull..........Page 8
He sticks to the subject least wanted..........Page 10
How rich are you?......Page 11
Going Dutch..........Page 12
I Never walked, but ran everywhere..........Page 13
Why are you turning this into a problem?..........Page 15
We all gave him credit for such ingenious ideas..........Page 16
She had three burning questions..........Page 17
Thoughts are emotions and emotions are thoughts..........Page 18
Crimelessness would lead to joblessness..........Page 19
What's so happy or new about the New Year?......Page 20
None of us here have a criminal record..........Page 21
Of sleeping men, magicians, and avatars..........Page 22
Paralysis, feet kissing, sthitaprajna, and headaches..........Page 23
The independent woman..........Page 24
Thymus glands, pigeon holes, and devoted wives..........Page 25
Boredom, U.G.'s problem, getting nothing..........Page 26
CHAPTER 4......Page 28
Ram Nam, munching papads, and natal charts..........Page 29
Hanging out with the Poornakuti gang..........Page 30
Of horrible men, palaces, and chanting slokas..........Page 31
Bhujangas, special treatment, and a devoted friend..........Page 32
Jack Nicholson, sex cassettes, and cheap fuel..........Page 33
Dead palmists..........Page 34
Throwing it all away..........Page 35
Deterioration in human values..........Page 36
Purging U.G. out of the system..........Page 37
Controlling emotions..........Page 38
Telepathy..........Page 39
Your fear is your obstacle..........Page 40
Offerings to gods a waste of money..........Page 41
Wanting to be free from boredom is the cause of misery..........Page 42
How each of us met U.G...........Page 44
I just met a man..........Page 45
Wanting moksha is part of wanting..........Page 46
Not love but terror will keep us together..........Page 47
If I had liked a variety of dishes, I would have liked a variety of girls..........Page 48
Using doggie sense to find the way..........Page 49
Beauty is framing done by thought..........Page 50
Sewage water sold in fancy plastic bottles..........Page 51
The largest rope and the tallest tree..........Page 52
When the reference point is gone there is no knowing..........Page 53
You can gobble up your neighbor's baby and yet be spiritual..........Page 54
What I say destroys the foundations of culture..........Page 55
Parting words..........Page 56
U.G. addiction..........Page 58
Willing victims..........Page 59
You can't own people like you own furniture..........Page 60
Why I don't want to see people who are interested in enlightenment..........Page 61
The roar of the sea is silence..........Page 62
God said "Let there be light," and there was a power-out!..........Page 63
Gaudapada did not stumble into that by reading the Upanishads..........Page 64
"Where have his teachings left you?" "Nowhere.".........Page 65
If you cannot part with a single photo, how can you ever speak of detachment?..........Page 66
I want you to stand on your own two feet, however shaky they may be..........Page 68
The spiritual man is the worst egocentric man..........Page 69
U.G. is responsible for the miracle; I am just a surrogate..........Page 70
If thought is not there, you would not hesitate to sleep with your mother, sister or daughter..........Page 71
There is noise inside you wherever you go..........Page 72
Don't worry, be happy!..........Page 73
When the knowledge is not there, you will drop dead!..........Page 74
Steal, but don't get caught!..........Page 75
Practicing kindness will only bring about cardiac arrests..........Page 76
A seventy-year-old baby..........Page 77
Profess the philosophy of Love?..........Page 78
I did need U.G. after all..........Page 79
Experiences are a stain on consciousness..........Page 80
Every miracle is an accident. But people want to believe. They need to believe..........Page 81
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My wife would rise from the grave if she saw me laughing like this!..........Page 83
Chalk and cheese have something in common..........Page 84
Fragrant faeces..........Page 85
We all experience a fatal attraction for U.G..........Page 86
You have to throw God out of your system..........Page 87
J.S.R.L.Narayana Moorty......Page 88