The Little Book of Essential Foreign Swearwords

Cover Page......Page 1
Title Page......Page 2
ISBN 1840242396......Page 3
Contents......Page 4
Introduction......Page 5
Arse......Page 7
Arsehole......Page 9
Balls......Page 11
Bastard......Page 13
Bitch......Page 15
Bugger it!......Page 17
Bullshit......Page 19
Cunt......Page 21
Dick......Page 23
Dyke......Page 25
Faggot......Page 27
Fart......Page 29
Fuck......Page 31
Fuck off!......Page 33
Fur burger......Page 35
Piss......Page 37
Shit......Page 39
Tits......Page 41
Wanker......Page 43
Whore......Page 45
Your country is like a toilet. It doesn’t need a President, it just needs someone to flush all the shit away.......Page 47
Are you dribbling or do you have rabies?......Page 49
Can you drink the water here, or does it taste of piss, like your beer?......Page 51
Please hide your face before I vomit.......Page 53
I think I might have stepped on something unpleasant. Yes, it’s your country.......Page 55
You have the brain of a cheese sandwich.......Page 57
If you were twice as clever, you would still be stupid.......Page 59
I wouldn’t touch you with a shitty stick.......Page 61
Your country’s quite nice, as far as leprosy colonies go.......Page 63
Put a toilet on your head and keep it there while I shit on you.......Page 65
Shut up.......Page 67
Who won the war, anyway?......Page 69
You smell like a monkey’s arse.......Page 71
Your football team is shit.......Page 73
Your mother suckles pigs.......Page 75
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.......Page 77
Your penis is so small that if you fucked a mouse it wouldn’t notice.......Page 79
Your country is shit. Your food is shit. Your beer is shit. I could go on…......Page 81
I hate you!......Page 83
Do you want a fight, big nose?......Page 85
What did your grandparents do in the war?......Page 87
Go and jump off a cliff.......Page 89
I would like to buy your children. How much is the boy?......Page 91
I would like to break something. Can I borrow your nose?......Page 93
Excuse me, waiter. I ordered chips.......Page 95
Did you spill my litre?......Page 97
This beach is taken.......Page 99
Please stop talking loudly in that annoying language.......Page 101
Honestly, officer, his face was like that when I met......Page 103
Are you inbred, by any chance?......Page 105
I have you down as a bit of pigeon-licker.......Page 107
You freak!......Page 109
Where I come from incest is not encouraged.......Page 111
Is that a suntan or do you have shit on your fingers?......Page 113
Afrikaans......Page 115
Arabic......Page 116
Chinese (Mandarin)......Page 117
Dutch......Page 118
Esperanto......Page 119
French......Page 120
German......Page 121
Hebrew......Page 122
Italian......Page 123
Portuguese......Page 124
Russian......Page 125
Serbian......Page 126
Spanish......Page 127
Swedish......Page 128