Sticky Bottle: The Cycling Year According to Carlton Kirby

Half Title
Title Page
Copyright Page
Contents
Foreword
Introduction
January
	Chapter 1: Grand Prix La Marseillaise: Gangster Dash
	Chapter 2: La Tropicale Amissa Bongo: The Fridge Race
February
	Chapter 3: Tour of Qatar: Dangerous Cargo
	Chapter 4: Volta ao Algarve: ‘Free Olly!’
March
	Chapter 5: Strade Bianche: Frozen Pizza
	Chapter 6: Tirreno–Adriatico: Boulder Bag
	Chapter 7: Milano–Sanremo: La Prima Hurty!!
	Chapter 8: Volta a Catalunya: The Longest Walk
April
	Chapter 9: Tour de Langkawi: Fast and Furious
	Chapter 10: Tour of Flanders: Drinks All Ronde?
	Chapter 11: Scheldeprijs: Size Isn’t Everything
	Chapter 12: Amstel Gold Race: Discus t’ing
	Chapter 13: Paris–Roubaix: Oh Sugar!!
	Chapter 14: Red Hook City Crit: ‘Go Hookers!!’
	Chapter 15: Liège–Bastogne–Liège: Kaboom!!
May
	Chapter 16: Tour de Romandie: Robot Wars
	Chapter 17: Tour de Yorkshire: Where’s the Donkey?
	Chapter 18: Quatre Jours de Dunkerque: Pull the Other One
	Chapter 19: Presidential Tour of Turkey: Slam Dunk Sauna
	Chapter 20: Tro-Bro Léon: Watch the Piggy
June
	Chapter 21: Giro d’Italia, Etappe 9: Giz a Lift, Mate!?
	Chapter 22: Giro d’Italia . . . Final Day: Musso and the Mirrors
	Chapter 23: Tour of Norway: ‘Open With Great Care!’
	Chapter 24: Critérium du Dauphiné: Accordion to Him
July
	Chapter 25: Tour, FinalÉ: Champs for Champs on the Champs
August
	Chapter 26: Tour VTT (MBK): Skinny Dip Danger
September
	Chapter 27: Tour of Britain: Sheep Bending
	Chapter 28: World Champs: The King and the Fool
June, July, September
	Chapter 29: Grand Tour Rest Days: A Snip Too Far
October
	Chapter 30: Il Lombardia: Flight of the Bumbler
	Chapter 31: CRO Race: Lip Smacking
	Chapter 32: National Hill Climb: Stairway to Hell
November
	Chapter 33: Tour du Faso: Golden Teeth
	Chapter 34: Six Day Racing: The Big Lock-In
December
	Chapter 35: Tuvalu Coast to Coast: Coco Nuts!
	Chapter 36: Zwift: ‘Dear Santa . . .’
Finally
Plates