Broke Through Britain: One Man's Penniless Odyssey

Acknowledgements\n......Page 8
Preface\n......Page 9
The Eve\n......Page 15
The Road to Hell - A Plethora of Paperweights — The Reluctant Rector\n......Page 19
Manna from Heaven - Loose on Dartmoor - Painting my Bedroom\n......Page 28
Everlasting Fire - A Life of Crime — The Moonshine Boy\n......Page 35
Village of the Dogs — The Motorway’s Curse - The Bells of Clyst Hydon\n......Page 44
Doom and Gloom - Farewell to Devon - A Port in a Storm\n......Page 52
A Change of Plan — Spirited Feet — Party Time\n......Page 57
Foot Sense at Last — Mortimer the Cleric — The World of Colour\n......Page 60
My Semi-Conversion - Classical Summer - Bring on the Hunters\n......Page 71
Exposed in Ledbury - A Journey Too Far — The Smithy as Saviour\n......Page 78
Feet of Flame — Staying Put - Enter the Hounds\n......Page 88
The Day of the Dead — Shaven Feet — The Skin Came\n......Page 93
The Final Death - My Roadside Loss - Life with the Belchers\n......Page 104
Running on Empty - From West to East - Camping It Up\n......Page 113
The Big Spender - Fool’s Paradise - Walking Backwards\n......Page 124
On to Gluttony - Day of the Birds - Undressing in Public\n......Page 144
No Room at the Inn - Bucked up by Books - Knocking up Neighbours\n......Page 156
Foot Saga Finale - Sam’s Mini-Crisis - A Bam for a Bed\n......Page 166
A Walking Machine - Mortimer Fan Club - Pavilion of Dreams\n......Page 175
Cheesed Off — Walking Alone — Keeping it Cool\n......Page 181
Squirearchy Rules — The Army’s in Town - Getting the Bird\n......Page 191
The Sunless Life - The White Lands - Town Without Pity\n......Page 201
Free the Mortimer Two — The Empty World — A Touch of Italy\n......Page 214
In Paradise - Same River Twice - A Tramp at the Ritz\n......Page 220
Swallowed by Forest - Another Country - The Chill Begins\n......Page 230
The Mega Dogs — Round-up Time — Barn Number Two\n......Page 239
Me and Sir Walter - Back to Crime - Well Dug In\n......Page 247
Downhill Racer — Return of the World - Forgotten Treasure\n......Page 259
Postscript\n......Page 263